FAQ - You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Ducks When...

You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Ducks When...

It takes a lot to be a cartoon addict! Here are some surefire ways to tell that you've gotten a little too far into the fandom...

1. You call the unanimated hockey team members by their animated counterparts' names.

2. You learn the unanimated Ducks won/lost a hockey game, then go into your room and try and congradulate/comfort your Ducks action figures on their win/loss.

3. You could swear they answer you back.

4. Lizards make you shudder.

5. You try to duplicate the Mask, to see if there are any cloaked Saurians hiding around.

6. You actually find them.

7. You are very close to mail-bombing Mattel for not making Tanya into an action figure.

8. You can impersonate a Duck to a tee.

9. You have an irrational fear of 40,000 ton lizards.

10. Whenever you hear a watch alarm go off, you immediately try to pry the top off of yours and find out what the trouble is.

11. You actually try to sneak into the Pond.

12. You try and send e-mail through Drake One.

13. You get a reply.

14. You name your car/van the Migrator.

15. You eat too many triple spicy tacos before you go to bed.

16. You walk down the street, glancing at the buildings suspiciously to make sure it's not the Raptor in disguise.

17. Your best friend fell into a dimensional limbo.

18. You refer to your skin as feathers.

19. You constantly carry around a puck launcher.

20. You hum the score to the show in public.

21. Green shadows and swishing noises nearly scare you to death.

22. You actually have a hairstyle like one of the Ducks. (Extra points for Duke's or Tanya's)

23. When your riding in the car and your younger brother is sitting in the front seat, you instruct him to "Punch it little Bro!"

24. You record and memorize all the episodes, and lip synch or actually talk along with the show when it comes on.

25. You board an airplane and can't help muttering the dialog or humming the music of the Aerowing lauch sequence as it takes off.

26. You yell at the TV to try and get the attention of your favorite character. (Bonus points when another character is trying to make a pass at him/her;))

27. When you play baseball or softball, you stand at your position and start saying, "Become one with the ball." like Grin.

28. When you hold a tennis or badmitton racket, you pretend it's Duke's sword.

29. You weren't doing anything bad, you were just "out".

30. You tell your teachers the Saurians blew up your homework.

31. You show them your blown up backpack to prove it.

32. You tell you P.E. teacher that you can't participate in Gym class today because of an injury you recently recieved in battle.

33. You've got the scar to prove it.

34. You start thinking your house wouldn't look so bad with teal, purple, and grey stripes.

35. You actually cut the "Mask" from the cardback of the series 1 action figures and wear it around.

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